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posted on the 16th of June @ 3:35pm
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I got a parking ticket. :( Not cool. And some asshole with a skateboard dinged my car. Your ass is mine kid, I had Mav put a security camera in my car. I'm coming to get you for that you little turd. I'll go old school yard bully on you.
In other news, I was roped into coaching the local baseball team for the community. It involved a really hot cougar asking me, if you must know, plus, baseball isn't so bad I guess, it's sort of the season for it isn't it?
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posted on the 13th of May @ 12:50pm
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You know it's going to be a good day when you turn the radio on first thing in the morning and they're playing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. As lame as the song is, after listening to it all you think is "I won't stop believing, Steve Perry, I won't."
But what's even better? Going to the grocery store and hearing them playing THE ELECTRIC SLIDE. And yes, I definitely started doing it, right in the middle of the cereal aisle. The little brat pitching a fit forgot what he was crying about and he fucking joined me. Little kid wins. It was better because I went to Target, they started playing "Loving You" and I break out the falsetto. What happens? Someone in the next aisle starts singing along. It's the kid from the grocery store.
Coolest kid ever.
Terminator is next week, and it's PG-13. Does anyone else find that weird?
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posted on the 6th of April @ 3:52pm
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So other than getting hit by a car (thanks again Maverick), nothing really interesting has happened to me this past week. How boring is that? Pretty boring. But that's okay. Meeting up randomly with old friends and having them literally run into you with their souped up car is entertainment enough for one day. No drastic fires I can play hero in, which kind of sucks. I'm still counting on the day where I rescue some hot Victoria Secret model. Then she'll call me her hero, I'll get some booty and we'll call it a day.
Just kidding. I know kids can read this. Right? Yeah, sorry kids, it was a joke. Only not really because that 'd be fucking awesome if it did happen. I don't actually live in some fantasy wold. Not unless I'm playing WoW and there are no VS models like that there. Not that I would fall in love with a video game character.
What's this I hear of a school project with eggs? It'd be a lot funnier if the girls had to wear those fake pregnancy bellies. Or have one of those dolls where they actually cry and shit crap themselves. Pregnant women can be sexy though. Hot Pregnant Women? Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie, Selma Hayek, and Liv Tyler.
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